SEX - only for adults with a robust sense of humour!

Ahh so my mission here is complete....... I do love a challenge lol xox Jodi

Any time your ready to rock ya socks off and come party with me ill be here hon x Jodi

Jodi -you are sooo Funny!!!!!!! I imagine you would be an absolute laugh to go out and have a drink with.

I love the cheekiness.

Lucy i

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm calories ! Ok pulliing myself together now...x Jodi

Yeah, but you have to count the calories LOL

kalgirl wrote:

ladies...get your gear off now!
seriously! i may make it mandatory for you all to be naked to read this thread!

the time is well overdue to release your inner wanton woman!
restraint and inhibition be damned!!

- your heart rate gets a-going
- blood circulation is increased all over
- large muscle groups get a wicked workout
- you tone up in those hard to reach places
- clench and hold pelvic floor exercises are much more fun when you actually have something to clench and hold
- you start the day with a smile on your face
- you end the day with a smile on your face
- intimacy with your loved one is maintained and enhanced
- it's free and recession proof
- we all look better with a healthy glow
- no nazi personal trainer yelling out "lunge, lunge!!"
- it feels sooooooo damned good
- winter warming bills are minimised
- horizontal exercise is less taxing on your body than the vertical kind
- it's the funnest way i know to get your "30 minutes" of exercise in a day
- you can go nighnighs straight after

so demand it in the morning, insist on synchronised lunch hours,
and don't you dare take no for an answer when the sun goes down!

and for those of us without a significant other...
a partner is not strictly or absolutely necessary!
a little selflove has many of the same benefits and it usually gets done exactly right, and in a more efficient manner!!

and for the gentlemen on this site, please don't feel as tho i am not being inclusive by
addressing my missive to the ladies of the WLS clan...

it's just that in my experience none of you need the encouragement!
you're all fully sorted when it comes to this topic!

lots of lusty love
Kalgirl XXX

And PROTIEN is good for you he he he x Jodi

FaddingAway wrote:

just might be time to hit the sexy lingerie shops. ooh la la

Where did you get that gorgeous dress x Jodi

You turn over to set your alarm and miss the whole thing, Your hilarious Janey I got a huge laugh from that, I must say ive always had a reasonable sex life and I thought that when I got to this weight that my partner would mabe find me sexier but even though i look nothing like the old me sexually nothings really changed I can wear all the gorgeous lingerie and really skimpy gear that I thought guys like but hes not into it. I want to put a pole in our room and get down and dirty and he is happy to do the whole in bed in the dark, Geez what a waste of a good body after all the work Ive put into it lol Oh well as long as hes happy and im happy hey and another lady once told me that if need be, all a girl needs is "Good water pressure" lol. x Jodi

just might be time to hit the sexy lingerie shops. ooh la la

what sex? forgot what it was!!!!!! and it has not got any better since having op and losing mountains of weight...
anyone know any single fellas in the northern hemisphere!?
BB

NanJo wrote:

ROFLMAO!!
It reminds me when I was seeing the doctor before my op and asked him how long after the op would it be ok to have sex.
His reply was "they prefer you to leave the hospital first".

LMAO and LMAO again.

ROFLMAO!!
Can I add - great topic Kalgirl and good site KahunaLou.
It reminds me when I was seeing the doctor before my op and asked him how long after the op would it be ok to have sex.
His reply was "they prefer you to leave the hospital first".

Excellent site KahunaLou. Too funny.

Hilarious, kalgirl!
From the sound of things, I'd better enjoy my half hour before my man hits his 40s - 50s and doesn't care anymore...
Loved the site KahunaLou - it made me realise I've got a great weight loss cycle going on in the bedroom. The more weight I lose, the more confident I am; the more confident I am, the more I let myself get talked into going on top; the more I go on top, the more weight I lose! (Although my man's pot belly has been growing lately, lol!).
Have fun burning calories!

I love it
oh and this site too.
lol
love the site also. I will have to show me huby when he gets home lol

ROFL - I love this thread!
And Kahuna Lou, that site is fantastic!
Off back to bed...
Chris

I like your style, Kalgirl.

If you want the calorie count for your food and exercise diary, this site has what you need.

Kalgirl you find me someone who can go for 30 minutes and I'm all in.


With my hubby I get into bed and turn over to set the alarm and miss the whole event. No wonder I haven't bothered for years.
Though the self love advice might be just the ticket!!!

Hugs,

Well said Kalgirl!!!!!
Your holiday has been inspirational for you - you are jumping out of the screen with happiness - good on you. Now we know it really wasn't the walks on the beach but the romps in bed!!!!!

Thanks for reminding this old tart that this is the best and most satisfying exercise and time to release the inner wanton woman inside.
Hugs
Jilly

30 minutes!! he.he. not from my poor hubby..........

cheers
tracey

That was an absolute hoot to read.