A friend had this as their facebook status and it gave me a good giggle:
A real man is a woman's best friend. He'll inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear & regret. He'll make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room & will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive &...No wait...sorry...I'm thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that...
Cheers :-)
Ellie