Sex after sleeve

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Hey guys

How long did you wait after being sleeved to have sex?

No, missionary is definately not the only way! There are other more creative ways that I was equally if not more comfortable with.

It's okay ladies it's giving us a insight to how you work is all good lol

So even with you haing the sleeve n pain is the missionary position the only one you can do after 2 weeks post op

Trisha one thing I have learned, guys are either hungry or horny there is nothing else. Ooooopps, probably shouldn't have written that on the guys thread. Mind you 8 months ago I couldn't have given a rats arse, but oh lordy how things have changed. I did happen to over hear hubby telling a close mate that he has to beat me off with a stick. lol Actually I think he was really just bragging. Just another reason to LOVE my sleeve. Sorry guys, we have kind of taken over your thread.

I must be doing something right I spose, he keeps backing up for more...either that or he is into necrophilia... just joking ... nyuck nyuck nyuck

No you don't have to be awake but bloody hell it's more fun if you are. Sheeeesh girl, are you doing it wrong or something.

depends how much of those good drugs you got in your new belly... like I said earlier... no ones saying you have to be awake... Doh I am soooo gonna get myself in trouble for saying that again.

Then you just have to be quiet. Not always easy.

what if you have a private room Aswan

LMAO Aswan.

Wait until you've left the hospital.

Angel said:

yes just gently does it - and this is gonna sound weird - try not to orgasm!!! stomach muscles and all u know lol


Angel wash your mouth out........after all what is the point if you don't orgasm. LOL

Actually seriously....really is there any point. Just sayin.

I didnt bother asking when the deed could be done... I figured my hubby was home for 5 days after 3 weeks away and then would be leaving for another 3 weeks... If I had got through the week with out a jolly good rogering it would have been a miracal.

He was very concerned about the whole issue but I said it was ok...obviously I was like a corpse because I didnt want my gutz to burst open and have sausages hit the wall...Obviously I was a lousy date that night.... like I said... 3 kids.. no time...he was happy that he even got there.

lol trish - so do we - we love our surgeon!

ba haa... I love your surgeon

Jeez! and here's me using it as an excuse not to for the last 7 weeks ROFL

only joking - 2 weeks for me. I remember asking my surgeon in hospital how soon, as I knew it would be the first thing my hubby would want to know! - his answer? ..... tell your husband birthdays and anniversarys only LOL!

well it didnt work.........

um well i was home 2 days after op, and i think it was about 8 days after that as i got period from hell as soon as i got home.

yes just gently does it - and this is gonna sound weird - try not to orgasm!!! stomach muscles and all u know lol

Oh thank goodness I was starting to think I was a bit weird... praps its the whole FIFO thing

Hahaha Trisha our long running joke is just cover me up when your finished LOL great topic Griffo I never even thought of it, well I would have once Ive been sleeved so now I know :):)

Hahaha funny as

But I guess that sorta stuff comes after being long term in a relationship/marriage

This I haven't experienced :-(

But have had my plenty of sex lol but it's less since I am overweight but now ive been sleeved it's going to be good now

Ha ha no its all good sweetpea... I have a rather weird kinda sence of humour..so does the husband.

So when the kids arent around its all hurry hurry and he says as a joke.."ya wanna" and I will say "sure but if I fall asleep just put my legs down when your finished"

Its a standard thing said once that now I say to him and he says to me also.. its just banter. We even say it if the other asks do they want a cup of tea... weird yes I know.

Oh okay I guess I got o get used to the sense of humor some people have lol

Me myself is single ATM but I do have friends to do the deed with so o speak so hence why I asked the question

its a joke that my husband and I use all the time on each other so if he is ok with it I dont see it as disrespectful

Hahahaha trishah that's no good when you say our not awake lol
That's kinda disrespectful

I never said I was awake!

na.. so true...my hubby is away 3 weeks at a time... I just tell him to put my legs down when hes finished... besides that was 6 days post op

Fibber!




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