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Number of posts : 770 Age : 59 Location : So Whidbey Island, WA Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Yearly Exam Thu 29 Jan 2009, 5:08 pm | |
| Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 foot 2. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch. | |
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